Was anyone else a little bit disappointed that the kick ass Lady Counsel Member turned out to be Natasha? Still love Natasha, but for a few glorious seconds, it was awesome to see an older woman come out of nowhere to kick ass.
A lot of people in the audience clapped, and one guy shouted, “You go, grandma!”
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
Made a Feferi statue at my art institude
wait hold up im pretty sure the point of the hats was “HAHAHHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER WHO FELL FOR THAT ””PRO”” BULLSHIT LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH”
but what they didnt count on
was us wanting the hats
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
lisa simpson is my favourite feminist icon.
So uh, this is pretty innocuous if you don’t know Comet’s history and really, REALLY creepy if you do. It’s been brought up on the blog before but I’ve gotten a LOT of new followers since then so let me summarize for you:
Basically Comet is a sentient horse who, through weird planetary magic, can occasionally turn into a human (because apparently he used to be a centaur and that’s definitely how centaurs work - they’re werehorses right? Yeah, DC is up on their mythology). He can’t control when he does it and he can’t control turning back into a horse either. However, during his time spent as a human, he actually dated Supergirl, who was unaware that her new boyfriend was her horse because he didn’t see fit to fill her in. Comet was massively in love with Supergirl even after he turned back into a horse and was pretty fucking creepy about it because, well, she was still riding him around, y’know?
He also had the hots for Lois Lane at some point, I’m not too clear on when that happened but Wikipedia mentions it.
Basically, Comet is a really extraordinarily creepy character and if you know that, there’s no way to read this entry innocently. Which is why I just ruined it for all of you.
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE